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"Horn-fuelled filth-funk, where punk and jazz combine in grimy circumstances” (Thomas Smith, NME Magazine)

“Barnstorming, infectious” (Steve Lamacq, BBC 6 Music)

"One of the most enjoyable genre fusions I've ever seen" (Nels Hylton, BBC Radio 1)

"Always at the peril of derailing but somehow still in control – the adrenaline rush that comes from both situations is addictive" (Jamie Muir, DORK)

“A showdown to end all perception of genre... wearing their influences on their sleeves then ripping them to shreds” (Al Mills, So Young Magazine)

“A raucous, intense blast of guitar pop” (Robin Murray, Clash Magazine)